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While Visiting a country school the chairman of the board education became provoked at the noise…

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Wife Keeps Saying To Her Husband Her Breasts Are Too Small. Her Husband’s Advice Is Hilarious.

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it’s not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

“If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds”

Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

“How long will this take?” I asked.

“They will grow larger over a period of years,” my husband replies.

I stopped.

“Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?”

Without missing a beat he says: “Worked for your butt, didn’t it?”

He’s still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.

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25 Actual Sentences Found In Patients Hospital Charts. Is #15 Serious?

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Ever wondered how it would be like to have a talking dog? Read below to uncover the mystery.

The Talking Dog For Real !
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Man Pushes Wife To Save Himself From A Sinking Cruise Ship. But The Reality Is Priceless.

A must read.
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Woman Finds Abusive Ex-husband’s New GF On Facebook. What She Wrote Next Is Heartbreaking.

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